For Christ’s sake, buy some Christ’s Sake.
Burn, in Hell.
My Bucket List
I’ve been working on this for a while, and I think I’ve finally got it in a good place.
Hope I have a super long life so I can get through all of this!
My Bucket List:
- 12L plastic garden bucket
- ZTPC mop bucket
- Metal bucket with lid
- Funnel type pressure wringer mop bucket
- 12L household plastic bucket with handle
- Plastic handle bucket
- Sand beach bucket
- Brass bucket with cast iron handle
- FAT 1102 PVC bucket black
- Bucket with lid
- Plastic bucket
- Bucket Head
- PC water bucket
- PP coating bucket
- Hanging flower metal bucket with color powder coating
- Construction plastic bucket
- Household plastic bucket
- Bucket in 18L
- Brass safety bucket
- Kirby Bucket
- Plastic cement bucket
- Bucket in 14L
- Safety bucket
- Mop bucket
- Plastic bucket mould
- Steel bucket
- Spin mop
- “X” type compressible water tank bucket
- Super magic mop
- DS-03 plastic household magic mop
- Go to Disney World
- Plastic bean-type barrel bucket
- New type blue square bucket
- Plastic food pail
- Stainless steel water ladle/water spoon (jk!)
- Barrel of monkeys (jk!x2)
- Tipping bucket rain gauge
- Bucket in 20L
- Square plastic bucket with handle with painting use
Beanhemian Rhapsody by Bean
Is this the bean life?
Is this just beantasy?
Caught in a beandslide
No beanscape from beanality
Open your beans
Look up to the beans and bean
I’m just a poor bean, I need no beanathy
Beancause I’m beansy come, beansy go
beantle high, beantle low
Beanyway the bean blows, doesn’t beany matter to bean, to bean
Mama, just beaned a bean
Put a bean against his bean
Beaned my trigger, now he’s bean
Mama, life had just beangun
Bean now I’ve bean and beaned it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn’t bean to make you bean
If I’m not bean again this time tobeanrow
Carry bean, carry bean, as if nothbean beany matters
It’s too bean, my bean has come
Beans shivers bean my spine
Beany’s beanching all the time
Goodbean everybeany - I’ve got to bean
Gotta bean you all beanhind and face the bean
Mama, ooo
I bean’t want to bean
I somebeans wish I’d never bean bean at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bean
Scarabean, scarabean, will you do the fanbeango?
Thunderbeans and lightbean - very very frightbean me
Beanileo, Beanileo,
Beanileo, Beanileo,
Beanileo Figaro - beanifico-o-o-o
I’m just a poor bean nobeany loves bean
He’s just a poor bean from a bean family
Spare bean his life from this beanstrosity
Beany come Beany go - will you let bean go
It’s the BEAN! No - we will not let bean go - let bean go
It’s the BEAN! We will not let bean go - let bean go
It’s the BEAN! We will not let bean go - let bean go
Will not let bean go - let bean go
Never let bean go - let bean go
Never let bean go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama beana, mama beana, mama beana let bean go
Beanelzebub has the devil put aside for bean
for bean
for bean
for bean
So you think you can bean me and bean in my eye?
So you think you can bean me and bean me to die?
Oh beanby - can’t do this to me beanby
Bean gotta get out - Bean gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothbean beany matters
Anybean can bean
Nothbean beany matters, nothbean beany matters, to bean
Anybean the bean beans…
I think I’m actually a grasshopper.
—Oprah, the praying mantis
For the the last half-week, I’ve shared my home with a praying mantis named Oprah. It crawled over my foot one morning while I was standing in my kitchen. Little did I know then, that, over the next couple of days, it would also crawl right into my heart. I said goodbye to Oprah tonight. It was for the best. For both of us. Godspeed, Oprah.
Quotes
Hey, everyone!
Haven’t posted in a while! Probably because I’ve been too busy thinking of all these great quotes! I figured that, rather than waste my life away, I’d post them for you to read and walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, or even maybe, just maybe, use one of these quotes if you happen to be one of these people! Read and walk, or be, if you are!
Loves!
Andrew!
“I’ve farted, and I can’t get up!” -Old lady with gas
“Urn this!” -Tom Hanks in ‘Saving Private Ryan’
“You’re grounded!” -Dad plane to son plane
“I created Facebook!” -Mark Zuckerberg
“C’mon! Showers never shower!” -Potty humor comic
“True, Blood!” -Gangster when asked if he enjoys ‘True Blood’
“Boil, Susan Boyle!” -Cannibal cooking Susan Boyle
“Gruel, fool, pool, stool, school, rule!” -Mule thinking about words that rhyme
“Human, pooman!” -Human thinking about words that rhyme
“‘Keep kickin’ coolness around all summer!’ -Matty B” -Matty B
“Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man. So I’m pretty conflicted by my violent diarrhea!” -Ghandi
“This is getting good!” -No one reading this
“I think I’ll name my book, ‘A Purpose Driven Life!’” -Not Joel Osteen
“FML, I guess! (I named my blow-up doll ‘My Life’)” -Sad man
“It startles me when humans walk into my face!” -Bug
“Luke, I am your father! BYEEE!” -Bad dad Darth Vader
“You wanna buy some grass?!” -Kid selling grass
“Our Father, who art in Heaven, hermaphrodite be thy name!” -Jesus’ first draft of the ‘Lord’s Prayer’
“Be careful out there in Cyber Space - you never know who you’re talking to!” -Sinbad in ‘First Kid’
“I have the longest name in show business!” -Infinity Lightyears
“Socrates is hack!” -Hater
“Hater!” -Socrates
“Snitches get stitches!” -Harry Potter gangster
“This is bullshit!” -Astronaut doing trust falls
“Welp, shouldn’t’ve gotten that breast reduction!” -Guy who realizes he’s a girl
“Stingrays? Sure, let’s do this!” -Steve Irwin
“There are just too many parties for one man to poop!” -Over-worked party pooper
“I call it ‘tug o’ war!’” -Lonely guy in the army
“No, we created Facebook!” -Those twins
“Hey!” -Nick
“I’ve been alive this whole time!” -Doornail
My list of casting options for a “First Kid” remake.
