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A Labor Day conversation between an overambitious woman, a misogynistic man and me.

  • Woman (to man): Ugh. Why aren't you at your job working today?
  • Man (to woman): Ugh. Why aren't you at the hospital giving birth today?
  • Me (to Internet): Ugh. This is super dumb.